I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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