you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Randomize
