I can text with my tongue
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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