U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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