Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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