I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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