my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
He is an equal opportunity slut.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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