just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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