Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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