I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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