The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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