It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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