you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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