I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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