I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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