No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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