I think I am morally bankrupt
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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