Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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