OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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