We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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