the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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