Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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