If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i love accidental penises.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize