Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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