you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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