Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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