i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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