Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm having to shit out rocks
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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