I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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