remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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