Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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