Is it because I queefed?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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