Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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