I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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