I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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