Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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