i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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