Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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