There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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