i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
