I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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