Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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