What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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