I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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