How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Your dad touched me again.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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