put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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