As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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