I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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