Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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