I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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