HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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