At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
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