i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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