My friends, they love my intelligence
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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