i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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